American Scientific Measurement Corporation announces its
latest technological achievement for men, the Original Dick Ruler™.
Just in time for the holidays, the Original Dick Ruler™ is a
9-inch wood ruler printed to 12-inch specifications, allowing men to awesomely
exaggerate their genital stature to potential conquests. So… What does ‘The World's First Penis Enlarging
Ruler’ do?
The Dick Ruler makes six inches look like EIGHT.
Makes you look 30% bigger.
No need for penis enlargement pills!
The best thing any man can do for those special photos…
The Original Dick Ruler™ is the perfect conversation starter
about dick size, and initial customer reviews are both promising and hilarious
("Definitely a quality product, but my dick still looks small").
The novelty gift looks deceptively like a standard 12-inch
ruler and is ideal for use as a measuring tool that delivers an incorrect
outcome in the man's favor. "We know that sometimes you want a ruler you
can hold next to something six inches long… and make that thing look like it is
eight inches long."
Buy the Original Dick Ruler™ as a holiday stocking stuffer
at www.originaldickruler.com
Wholesale and Distributor opportunities are available, with
several options for packaging & retail display. Please contact MeasurementCorp@gmail.com for
more details.
For more information visit
AmericanScientificMeasurementCorporation.com
The Original Dick Ruler™ is a hilarious novelty gift for men
who live large… or just want to seem large. American Scientific Measurement
Corporation introduces a 9-inch wood ruler printed to 12-inch specifications,
ideal for sending extra-impressive dick pics to potential hookups.
The specialty gag gift was the genius of two friends who
came up with the idea of inventing a comically inaccurate ruler for men with an
excellent sense of humor and a penchant for showing off.
The Original Dick Ruler™ is $5.00 with free shipping in the
USA, ships in a discreet unmarked envelope and makes the perfect gift for the
man who has everything… or in this case, maybe not quite enough.
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SOURCE: BSG PR
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