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Sunday, November 13, 2016

Polls Find Darth Vader, Vladimir Putin More Popular Presidential Candidates - Sugarcookie

S/O to Sugarcookie for polling nearly 800 fans, giving them the choice to vote for Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump or Darth Vader.

Adult starlet and popular cam performer Harriet Sugarcookie took to her lifestyle website HarrietSugarcookie.com to poll fans this week ahead of the U.S. Presidential Election and one thing is clear: American citizens would rather vote for a Dark Lord than an actual candidate.

"I knew Clinton and Trump were unpopular candidates but I had no idea it was this bad," said Sugarcookie, noting the vitriol aimed at both nominees. "What surprised me even more is that if Vladimir Putin was also standing for president, he'd win by a whopping 43%! It seems people just can't get enough of the Evil Empire."


Follow Harriet Sugarcookie on Twitter (@HSugarCookie).

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